Performed by Shooter)

Everybody's tellin' all
Baring their souls
Just to go on the Ricky Lake show

Why?

Last night I turned the T.V. on
You were booed off stage
Singing your famous love song

Why?

Tell me who makes the rules


CHORUS:
Should'a been born on the Milky Way
Don't wanna belong to the world today
Oh, life's a bitch and then you die
Should'a been born on the Milky Way
I can't believe what I heard today
Oh yeah, life's a bitch and then you die

Meanwhile, I got the magazines
Telling me, selling me lies
On how I could be the perfect 10

Why?

And my boyfriend left
Just the other day
He's all messed up
Is he straight or is he gay

Why?

So tell me, who makes the rules?

CHORUS

And if I fall
If I fall
Hold on

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